soulinundation

So recent events have me wondering:
If I were in a comic book, which one would I want to be in? What role? POWERS?

As for which comic, that's a super toughy. I know I'd want to be in Marvel Universe, because DC wat. But as for which one specifically... dang, I'm a manwhore for all of them. I could hang out with the Avengers, earn a place in Stark Tower! Swing around with Spidey and listen to him crack lame jokes every five minutes! Join the X-Men and stalk Deadpool WHEN HE FINALLY GETS A PLACE IN THERE GOD DAMN!

Or I could be more adventurous, MORE DARING. Hang out with the Dark Avengers, yaaay!

Try to figure out the mysteries of Norman's hair!
Eat glorious crap with Ares!
Avoid getting eaten by Venom!
Or getting stabbed by Bullseye!
Be manipulated by Daken's hormones!
Stand in shock and awe at their numerous crimes against humanity!

...Okay, so maybe not.

But yeah, powers.

I'd steal Electro's powers, big time. That would be so awesome, you don't even know. Even if it would make me a cheap knock-off.

I wonder what my costume would be? I'd definitely wear some sort of gas mask, just because I think they're really awesome.

AKA: Kingdom Hearts, As Told By Someone Who Has Never Played It.

( Cut to save f-lists and sanity )

...this post is a gigantic mess.

-I have moved 7 times
-I've pet a crocodile
-I was nearly attacked by a stray dog

GUESS AWAY, BBS.

So the latest episode is basically my favourite ever. Seriously it's been like the best one so far.

( So I made some silly .gifs )

...Almost none of them are small enough to be used as LJ icons but I DOUBT ANYONE WOULD WANT TO. Well I did kinda want to use the Mei one

Anyway I cannot watch the OP without LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at slooooow moooootioooon ANGRY SCAR. Srsly. Wat.


edit: ( Okay so I managed to make some of them smaller )

They're go a lot faster now, oh well. Feel sorry for anyone with Firefox though, hah hah.

( SPOILERS )

...At some point it became a rant about the fandom.

AAAAAAAH WHAT A DIFFICULT QUESTION!
I LOVE BABY ANIMAAAAAAALS

How can I decide?! I mean there's cassowary chicks and jacana chicks and baby crocodiles and baby skunks and baby raccoons and of course the classic kittens.

...There are lots of cute animals.

NICE GUTS!!

HAH HAH OH GOD

Ed&Al: *sitting in the rain* *angstangstangst*
SUDDENLY, SCAR!
Scar: *attack*
Ed: Huh? What? Is somethin-OH MY GOD

SCAR
IN THIS EPISODE
IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER
I SWEAR TO GOD
HE RIDES THE FUCKING RUBBLE
AND HE'S RUNNING IN THE 90s
I
OH GOD

Overall the episode was sorta QUALITY though. Like, wtf was with all the weird animation, guys? The nightmare was good. BUT RIZA, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?

Most importantly though
~*~KIMBLEE CAMEO~*~

Uuuuuh. Idk? I guess maybe something from space that we have no way of stopping. Like, a black hole. Or when our sun expands.
...Actually, when I think about these things and how they could basically happen at any given moment I freak out a bit.
Why am I answering this again?

SOMEONE COLOUR THIS SHIT IN FOR ME.

APPARENTLY

...WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING.
HOODED JUSTICE WOULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ME IF HE WERE REAL
AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY EITHER.

METROPOLIS MIGHT ALSO BUT, WELL, LOLMETROPOLIS.

edit: Y'know H.J. looked a lot angrier before.

Voice actors for the second season of FMA are out!

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST HAS BECOME A BOYS LOVE ANIME.

Kimblee (whose voice I think is too high, but that might be because he typically plays younger guys) has been in Yami no Mastuei and Loveless. (And Saber Marionette J, but not as Hanagata, lolol)

Roy has been in Loveless, Antique Bakery, and PAPA TO KISS IN THE DARK. (He's also been THE GOD DAMN BATMAN.)

Riza has been in Kyo Kara Maou. AND SHE'S ALSO RUKI FROM TAMERS (AND RUKIA FROM BLEACH)

HAVOC WAS KIMBLEE but that is kind of irrelevant to the point I am trying to make here. (On that note, Gluttony was FUERY.)

Falman was in Uta Kata, which is admittedly more girls love than boys love BUT STILL.

EVEN SCAR WAS IN GRAVITATION. (AND HELLO KITTY)
OH LOL, HE WAS ALSO IN JUNJO ROMANTICA.

Lust was in FAKE. And BOKU NO SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
She was also NURSE JOY. And Panther from Saber Marionette J!

If all that is not a sign that BONES is trying to tell us something, I don't know WHAT is.

(oh yeah, and Winry was in Oofuri!!)

So I was just minding my own business, drinking some juice, and I ended up finishing off the box. So I picked it up to throw it in the trash, and on my way there I started reading it, since well, I read everything.

And then I noticed that it was adorable.

This carton of Five Alive juice is ADORABLE.

Well, the side of it is, anyway.

Here's what it says:

Hello friendly side-of-the-juice-package reader.
To reward your wandering eyes, here are
5 Five Alive real fruit beverage facts:

It's a blend of 5 real fruits that's best enjoyed
while rocking out on an air guitar.

It's an excellent source of Vitamin C and
super human robot powers.

It has NO artificial colours, NO artificial
flavours and NO artificial intelligence.

Its refreshingly delicious citrus zing gives
high-fives to tastebuds & tonsil buds.

It was the 1983 world breakdance
champion despite a sore ankle.

I don't care HOW cheesy you think it is, I think it's the cutest juice ever.

I LIKE THE WORD "INUNDATION." That's it, really. 8D; I first heard it used in the song Suppuration by... I think it was... KOTOKO? Yeah. And I like the song, and the word, so, why not?

The "soul" part is because someone already took "inundation," so I just threw whatever word came into my head.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

IT'S HARD TO SAY. There are a bunch of words that sound oddly appealing to me. Like gloss and crisp. Ummm, what are some other ones...?
Flabbergasted is a good one! Namby-pamby also sounds hilarious.

So I ended up finding a bunch of pictures of Wigglytuff and Chatot! :3 Some other Guild Members are in there too.

Anyway, let's cut to the chase, shall we?

( YOOM-TAH! )

( And this little thing here is adorable too )

So as it turns out, I am friends with God.

Okay, Context Time.

I was looking for some Old School songs from my I'm-a-Punk-Rock-Tool days (ah, grade six, what a time) because, well, I wanted some nostalgia. And I was thinking of two songs in particular. I did not know the names of either of them. I only knew the artist of one.

So of course I started with the one I knew more about. And I found TWO songs from my childhood, instead of the one I was looking for. The first one was Feel It (By Jakalope). It's still an okay song, but not as HOMG AWESOME as I used to think it was. The second one was Pretty Life. Now, I still like that one a bit, though again, not nearly as much as I used to.

I figured I would have a much harder time finding the other song. All I remembered about it was some parts of the music video, and even that was vague.

Luckily for me, I was talking to Arty at the time. Our conversation went sort of like this:

( Cut for Godly Conversation )


In other words, SHE WAS FUCKING RIGHT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO I AM FRIENDS WITH GOD.

For the record, the song is actually pretty okay.

As it turns out, I have a thing for "Southwestern" flavours. My favourite soup is Southwestern Chicken. And you can leave me with a tub of Southwestern veggie dip and some broccoli, and I'll be in HEAVEN. I think it might have something to do with the mildly spicy kick that it has to it.

That probably came from my mom. She is Master of All Things Spicy. She probably wouldn't even consider this stuff spicy at all. Really, I swear she could eat jalapeño peppers like they were sugar-free fun-sized candy bars.

Anyway. I just finished off a bowl of carrots with some of that veggie dip. Divine. And that is saying a lot about something so simple, right?

Well they were baby carrots, and real nice and fresh. And the mixture of spiciness from the dip and coolness from the carrots was just awesome. So crunchy, too.

...I'm getting way to into this. I can't help it though! I am sleep depraved and also a total fatty.

Oh yes, somehow that reminds me, school starts back up on Monday. Woo. ಠ_ಠ

ABRUPT END!

"Each person starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves.
Those that are tagged need to write on their own LJ about their ten things and post these rules. At the end of your entry, you need to choose ten people to get tagged and list their names."

1. I feel closer to my cat than I do to most people.
2. I tend to dramatically change myself every time I move towns.
3. My skin is very sensitive; I'm prone to random rashes.
4. I find it very difficult to feel good for other people.
5. I have a weird connection to the letters A, C, R, and S.
6. My star sign is living proof that astrology is a load of bull. I'm a Scorpio. An ASEXUAL Scorpio.
7. One of my favourite gods, of all mythology, is the Hindu god Shiva.
8. My room is in a constant state of utter chaos.
9. I have an insane obsession with weird hair/hairstyles. Mullets! Ponytails! Sideburns! Receding hairlines!!
10. I get REALLY irritated if I'm listening to music and it starts to randomly pause/skip/so forth.

UM, do I even know ten people on LJ? Whatevs, anyone who reads this and wants to do it can just go ahead and do it.

( I'll just leave this here.... )

( Spoilers for the latest FMA chapter )


Okay, now that that's out of the way...

I was re-reading parts of the Ruby/Sapphire arc of Pokesupe... and I came across this part.

Possible Norman/Ruby-ness aside... what the fuck?

Alright, so he initiates a conversation with them, then proceeds to ignore them completely, saying that he has no interest in what they're telling him. After he told them to let him in on what they were talking about.
What?

Then he rips off his shirt, dives into the fucking water, spouts off something about water currents, and continues ignoring everyone. Including the guy who tells him he can't play around with their equipment.
What?

Finally he tells them that all he wants is to track down his stupid kid, steals a fucking jet ski and leaves.
What?!

Norman...
Norman, I love you.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING GAR AND I LOVE YOU.

Dear Lord I do not think I have ever had this much trouble finding information for a school project! I mean, it's not like the the Celts are an obscure group of people! But it seems that none of my resources have any straight answers!

The journal collections that the school is paying a ridiculous amount of money for is completely worthless to me, the only things they are telling me about Celts involve sports teams. It doesn't help that we're required to use one of the articles for this.

I already gave two library books back, the ones that were given to me when this project was first started. One was a tourist guide to Ireland, which barely had any relevant information, and a book about Celtic mythology that was too caught up in its pretentiousness to even make sense. Now I'm left with one book, which weighs about the same as a toddler. You'd think something that big would give me loads of answers, but unfortunately half of what's written is excuses for why they don't know about their clothes/music/language or unintelligible ramblings about why it is someone's/everyone else's fault that they don't know crackers.

Ugh. I have to do this entire project today because I was too lazy and stupid to do it during the week that we had it. I'm supposed to present today, even. Good thing I got sick over the weekend!

...

Forget this! I'm taking a break to do something else before my brain implodes.